No action

I wore my t-shirt with the fewest number of holes in it to bed last night in case the cat burgler showed up. Nothing, nada. The door was wide open. I'm bummed.

Maybe tonight I'll leave a light on for him. Then I may have to go with a big sign.

No action

I wore my t-shirt with the fewest number of holes in it to bed last night in case the cat burgler showed up. Nothing, nada. The door was wide open. I'm bummed.

Maybe tonight I'll leave a light on for him. Then I may have to go with a big sign.

Shoot me now

These sales meetings are just torture. I suspect that for members of the sales team, they aren't quite as bad. But, I'm not on quota and how to figure quota just does not do it for me. If I tell you that the most interesting presentation of the day was the CFO's explaination of revenue and how you record it and how you can get in trouble by recording it incorrectly was the most interesting, do you get an idea of my day?

And tomorrow is another one just like this one. Shoot me now.

Shoot me now

These sales meetings are just torture. I suspect that for members of the sales team, they aren't quite as bad. But, I'm not on quota and how to figure quota just does not do it for me. If I tell you that the most interesting presentation of the day was the CFO's explaination of revenue and how you record it and how you can get in trouble by recording it incorrectly was the most interesting, do you get an idea of my day?

And tomorrow is another one just like this one. Shoot me now.