and then

[susandennis]

Susan? Susan? Thank you for patiently waiting. Our other department is having trouble increasing your speed. Kindly, Susan, would you say on the line while I try to resolve this issue for you?

yes

Thank you, Susan, for that. Hold on please.

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I think I'm more susceptable to torture than most...

Comments

[artisanal_xara]

Susan, I very much agree that it is really annoying, Susan, when they use your first name, Susan, like it is going out of style. Susan, I wish we could tell them that Susan your first name does not belong everywhere that a comma might otherwise, Susan

[susandennis]

exactly! I think next time I'm going to ask them to call me by my nickname - asshole...

Asshole? Thank you for your patience, Asshole. Asshole, would you mind holding while I go pee and then out to lunch and then to a department meeting? Thank you, Asshole.