Oh yeah, count me in... not

[susandennis]

I just got - well, I actually got it several days ago so let me amend that... While going through junk mail from earlier this week...  I found the invitation to my 40th high school reunion.  Oh how I don't think so.  I appreciate the academic education I got there - it enabled me to get a college degree which let me in on all kinds of job goodies I would not have had.  But I have no fond memories of the school or the people.

Well, I did like my math teacher, Mrs. Nunn.  But she was older than dirt then and died years ago. 

So... no thank you.  I will not attend.  I will not send money.  I will not 'send us an email of all your news!!!!!'

Comments

[nanne.livejournal.com]

You could play them. "For instance...

Susan '72 and her kate Kate and Betty have recently found new digs in the South Seattle Homeless Shelter. After a long arduous and ultimately futile struggle with a gaming addiction that led her from Worms to one-armed bandits to hard-core poker and roulette, she has now chosen alcohol, drugs, and inadequate personal hygiene as her struggle of choice."

Oh man, this is fun! (I mean not in the "making fun of S" way, but the "how jaw dropping bad can you make it" way :-)

[susandennis]

Oh! Please please please can I be a high end prostitute? With a side career in private porn (have to be private cause I'm assuming the people I graduated with will have seen all the public stuff)??!!! Please!!!!

[jimcarson.livejournal.com]

For this to be plausible, you have to use your full name and also use the word "alleged." For example:

"Susan's clients allegedly include several King County luminaries."

[susandennis]

Oh yeah... and can I have some high tech billionaires, too please?

[susandennis]

alledly include high tech billionairs, of course.

[nanne.livejournal.com]

LOL

You can be whatever you want, that's the point :-) And I never knew there was such a thing as "private porn," but it makes sense. I would say that you now "have a succesful career participating in explicit erotic cinema commisioned by celebrity clients from the finance and entertainment industries."

[susandennis]

Next time I overhaul my resume, I am so hiring you.

[nanne.livejournal.com]

Now if I could only be so gutsy with my own resume :-)

[susandennis]

But I do love the 'inadequate personal hygiene as her struggle of choice' I may take that over high end prostitute now that I think about it... (My high school was/is a southern all girls finishing school.)

[nanne.livejournal.com]

My high school was/is a southern all girls finishing school.

**shudders**

[sea-weed.livejournal.com]

One thing I don't do is school reunions! Couldn't think of anything worse.