Master Gardener... right

[susandennis]

Every year for the past bascillion years, I have purchased 10 4" RED geraniums and put them into my window boxes and tried mightily to remember to water them ever so often. 

I think I have now killed this year's crop.  We had those really hot days and I watered mightily and I think I drowned 'em.  Crap.  Plastic geraniums are looking so good to me now.  Of course, they need to be dusted.

I need a house boy.  Can he please be cute and nakid?

Comments

[howeird]

I need a house boy. Can he please be cute and nakid?
Check Craig's List. Sometimes this very service appears from time to time.

[lordjim.livejournal.com]

Nakid, I can do. But I think I passed cute several years ago.

[legalmoose]

I need a house boy. Can he please be cute and naked?

If you find a source for those, let me know. ;)

[rsc.livejournal.com]

Anecdotal evidence suggests that the demand greatly exceeds the supply.

[treebreeze.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, drowned, eh? It happens.

I wonder if the plastic ones would be ok in the dishwasher? ;)

[susandennis]

YES! plastic ones would do beautfully in the dishwasher, I'll bet! brilliant!

[sea-weed.livejournal.com]

Glad I'm not the only one who can't keep plants alive! :-) Am thinking a cute and nakid house boy would be kinda fun! Wonder if I could find one around here.

[seattlejo.livejournal.com]

I'll see if I can arrange Hugh Grant to be available.

[susandennis]

NOW you are talking!!!! I just saw his latest - Music and Lyrics which was so smaltzy and he's so old and paunchy and I still think he's so adorable.