My brain is so tiny

[susandennis]

When the electricity goes out, I know I can't use the microwave, so I figure I'll use the toaster oven. 

When I want to call to get my cellphone activated, knowing I need to keep the land line free for the mattress guy, I'll just use the cellphone.

Good thing I'm pretty.

Comments

[zeppo-marx.livejournal.com]

lol - I do dumb crap like that all the time too.

'cept I'm not pretty :P