Voulez Vous Couchez Avec Moi?

[susandennis]

Ze mattress, she is here.  And she is one tall bugger.  I got one with a fat pillow top.  Turns out it also had a fat pillow bottom!  It seems about twice as high as my old mattress.   I like the high.  What gave me a moment of OMG was, of course, the bedding.  But, my mattress pad was fine.  I have one fitted sheet that I've never liked cause it was 'deep pocket' and I didn't have deep pockets.  It's not Sheet #1 in this house!  And all is fine. It looks fine and tonight we'll see how it sleeps!

The mattress delivery guys were in and out in less than 3 minutes.  I'm serious.  It was like the law was chasing their tails. 

Comments

[howeird]

The mattress delivery guys were in and out in less than 3 minutes
So many puns, so little time.

[susandennis]

Bet it gave you brain freeze, didn't it?!

[howeird]

Nah, whenever I see a line so rife with possibilities, my brain just goes into high gear. It takes a great deal of effort to push the clutch pedal and disengage the fingers from the keyboard.

[letmesaythis.livejournal.com]

How can you not spend the rest of your afternoon and the entire night on your new mattress? It sounds wonderful and I have a nasty case of mattress envy...add that to the fitness envy...and the lifestyle envy...I could go on and on!

I hope your new mattress proves to be 'all that and a bag of chips'!