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I am on a mailing list of about 5,000 mainly women in Seattle in the web/kinda tech world. All kinds of stuff comes across the list - questions, tips, job openings, job requests, etc. Some of it is useful. Rarely is it entertaining. I just got this email from the list that really tickles me - it goes right into the bucket of Really Clever Things To Keep In Case I need To Copy Them Someday... Don't you want to work at a place that markets themselves like this???



Proofreader/Editor for XXXX

What's wrong with this ad?

Meticulous Proofer needed fill small glitch in the process at a
Seattle-based creative agency. Do you mentally correct poor word choices as
you listen to songs on the radio? Do you enjoy finding typos in menus? Can
you spend enormous amounts of time painstakingly looking at every square
inch of a proof sheet? Red pens, are they your friend? Can you learn our
process and make us stick to it? If you said yes, yes, yes, yes, grab your
resume and read on.

Required talents:
Perfect proofing proficiency
Evident editing expertise
Smart brand awareness for a variety of clients
Ability to work in a sometimes frantic, mostly systematic environment

Required credentials:
2-3 years of agency experience
Properly authorized to work in the U.S.
Brain in your head

Sure would be nice:
Microsoft brand experience
High-tech collateral and packaging experience

Bonus! Bonus!
Sense of humor
Tolerance for mischief
Ability to put dishes in the dishwasher
In this ad, where are the mistakes at?

Send us your resume, and hurry. Work is already piling up on your chair.

Please submit resume AND proofreading/editing samples and/or previous
proofreading test results (Word or PDF formats please) to:

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Date: 2003-01-20 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyandred.livejournal.com
I love that! You should post it to [livejournal.com profile] grammar_whores.

(no subject)

Date: 2003-01-20 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waning-estrogen.livejournal.com
Did they mention telecommuting?

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Date: 2003-01-20 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mindme.livejournal.com
Hey do you have contact information for that ad? A friend in Seattle with proofing/editing experience sounds good for that job. I'd like to pass it along to her.

(no subject)

Date: 2003-01-20 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cloverbee.livejournal.com
OMG That is hilarious! I love the "mostly systematic" phrase!

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