Twinkie Lovers - this could be your day!
Jan. 30th, 2003 08:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
susandennisDay two... The meeting room is set up classroom style - tables with three seats at each. No assigned seats. I left the laptop at my seat yesterday. So today I sat in the same place.
Twinkies #1 and #2 just sat down in the other two seats at my table.
Twinkie #1 is right next to me - she's the one with the 3 year old who is the most perfect and maybe the only baby in the entire world and so it is natural that everyone wants to know every single detail of this kid's existence.
Twinkie #2 is wearing a large bottle of some kind of perfume. BUT do not worry, she clearly didn't spend a lot of money on the stuff so it's ok that she's used so much. Fortunately she is on the other side of Twinkie #1 so I can breathe.
We are now discussing the bachelorette. We're reviewing last night's episode - for the second time - someone new just came in.
I wonder what part of me said 'you are welcome to sit at my table and if you do, I won't hurt you.' I need to get that part fixed.
If we are divided up in the smaller groups for little exercises, I am not responsible for the health and welfare of these two idiots. And the fuckchop who is running this meeting can just talk to the hand.
Twinkies #1 and #2 just sat down in the other two seats at my table.
Twinkie #1 is right next to me - she's the one with the 3 year old who is the most perfect and maybe the only baby in the entire world and so it is natural that everyone wants to know every single detail of this kid's existence.
Twinkie #2 is wearing a large bottle of some kind of perfume. BUT do not worry, she clearly didn't spend a lot of money on the stuff so it's ok that she's used so much. Fortunately she is on the other side of Twinkie #1 so I can breathe.
We are now discussing the bachelorette. We're reviewing last night's episode - for the second time - someone new just came in.
I wonder what part of me said 'you are welcome to sit at my table and if you do, I won't hurt you.' I need to get that part fixed.
If we are divided up in the smaller groups for little exercises, I am not responsible for the health and welfare of these two idiots. And the fuckchop who is running this meeting can just talk to the hand.
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Date: 2003-01-30 08:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-30 09:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-30 09:57 am (UTC)Of course ..IF you can manage a twitch or a tic at the same time , so much the better :)
This method prevents people sitting next to you ...if they dont succumb , just look at them .....all the time ...and giggle every now and again
Helpful mode OFF
;)
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Date: 2003-01-30 10:25 am (UTC)I keep waiting for word of a kid-free island or planet. I will be the first one to sign up.
Quote of the week
I declare this the quote of the week...maybe the month and it's a good contender for quote of the year....God, I needed this today!
Re: Quote of the week
Date: 2003-01-30 03:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-01-30 03:33 pm (UTC)I am at the stage where I really detest the "little exercises". A pox on them and all their progeny!!!
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Date: 2003-01-30 03:43 pm (UTC)now my monitor is covered in tea.
I will learn someday not to have a mouthful of tea when reading twinkie updates. I hope.
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Date: 2003-01-30 03:53 pm (UTC)I've got about another hour here, I'm off to see what I can find in the way of Twinkie user pics.
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Date: 2003-01-30 04:01 pm (UTC)Not quite
Date: 2003-01-30 04:12 pm (UTC)I need to work on a Twinkie body with a ditzy's head dipped in hot oil... now, wouldn't that just say it all?
Re: Not quite
Date: 2003-01-30 04:37 pm (UTC)*applaudes*
that'll save my computer equipment!