Gimme photoshop and I'll give you the story

[susandennis]

The annual boat show is loading up into the Qwest Field parking lot. I already know what the next two weeks will bring - endless TV news stories that go like this:

Cute but clueless reporters standing with mike in front of boats asking beer guzzling dudes how the horrible economy is affecting the boat show. The dudes will say that attendance is down and no one has sold a boat since Moses was a boy but that they have some sweet deals so Come On Down!!!!

They should just go get a boat and do the segment now.

I need to check the website and see when the boat show is over...