Twinkie Lovers - this could be your day!

Day two... The meeting room is set up classroom style - tables with three seats at each. No assigned seats. I left the laptop at my seat yesterday. So today I sat in the same place.

Twinkies #1 and #2 just sat down in the other two seats at my table.

Twinkie #1 is right next to me - she's the one with the 3 year old who is the most perfect and maybe the only baby in the entire world and so it is natural that everyone wants to know every single detail of this kid's existence.

Twinkie #2 is wearing a large bottle of some kind of perfume. BUT do not worry, she clearly didn't spend a lot of money on the stuff so it's ok that she's used so much. Fortunately she is on the other side of Twinkie #1 so I can breathe.

We are now discussing the bachelorette. We're reviewing last night's episode - for the second time - someone new just came in.

I wonder what part of me said 'you are welcome to sit at my table and if you do, I won't hurt you.' I need to get that part fixed.

If we are divided up in the smaller groups for little exercises, I am not responsible for the health and welfare of these two idiots. And the fuckchop who is running this meeting can just talk to the hand.

Twinkie Lovers - this could be your day!

Day two... The meeting room is set up classroom style - tables with three seats at each. No assigned seats. I left the laptop at my seat yesterday. So today I sat in the same place.

Twinkies #1 and #2 just sat down in the other two seats at my table.

Twinkie #1 is right next to me - she's the one with the 3 year old who is the most perfect and maybe the only baby in the entire world and so it is natural that everyone wants to know every single detail of this kid's existence.

Twinkie #2 is wearing a large bottle of some kind of perfume. BUT do not worry, she clearly didn't spend a lot of money on the stuff so it's ok that she's used so much. Fortunately she is on the other side of Twinkie #1 so I can breathe.

We are now discussing the bachelorette. We're reviewing last night's episode - for the second time - someone new just came in.

I wonder what part of me said 'you are welcome to sit at my table and if you do, I won't hurt you.' I need to get that part fixed.

If we are divided up in the smaller groups for little exercises, I am not responsible for the health and welfare of these two idiots. And the fuckchop who is running this meeting can just talk to the hand.

You may not know this

A quick wash with White Rain shampoo does not begin to get the antibiotic cream out of your hair. Not even close.

On the up side, my booboo is healing so nicely that I can raise my eyebrows again, sneeze, yawn and wash my hair - pain free. The end of the road to recovery is a really nice place.

You may not know this

A quick wash with White Rain shampoo does not begin to get the antibiotic cream out of your hair. Not even close.

On the up side, my booboo is healing so nicely that I can raise my eyebrows again, sneeze, yawn and wash my hair - pain free. The end of the road to recovery is a really nice place.