Delicious rain

It is pouring rain out. My Mom would say "go get the car out of the garage and let God wash it!"

So nice.

The money to pay off my mortgage is, hopefully, on the way to the mortgage company. Getting there was a bit of a ohfuckme exercise. I did not want to write a check and put it in the postal service. Citi Mortgage will let me send them as much as I want every month electronically but will NOT let me pay my mortgage digitally from their website. A wire transfer cost $100 and is way too complicated.

So I went to BECU. The funds had been deposited in savings. Their bill pay system is from checking. Their website wouldn't let me move the money from savings to checking. Every time I tried, no matter how fast I worked, it said I timed out and told me to log on again. I figured it was the size of the amount that was clogging up their works. So finally I called.

"We had issues with Chrome doing that early time out thing last week but they fixed them. Sounds like maybe they forgot something." No shit. She did the transfer for me and then said that she had a work around I could use next time. I said no thanks and allowed as how I sure hoped by 'next time', they will have it really fixed.

So... then... funds in the right account, I went to bill pay. "The zip code you entered for the payee does not match our records". OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! I had to make a new payee for the payoff address and they will now cut a freakin' check and send it postal mail to arrive there next Thursday.

Clearly, paying off a mortgage is not something anyone every actually wants you to do. And while you might think that accumulating the needed funds is the hard part, you might be a little off there. ARUGH!!!

And my Misfit app is not syncing correctly.

There is a conspiracy to piss me off today but I will not bow to it. I will win. Plus, all this beautiful rain!

My tweets

• Thu, 17:35: This was my mom EVERY single September. Only my Mom was not… https://t.co/OUREVEETUQ https://t.co/NVImyzQgJe
• Fri, 09:32: OMG. I so want my first nut sack. https://t.co/W7cjHv5FFs

Still trying to annoy me and still failing

One of the car sharing services I belong to sent me an email today saying they fucked up their data base (my translation of their 4 paragraphs) and I will not be able to rent a car from them until I re-scan my drivers license.

So I go get my drivers license and pull out their app and go through the 9 steps - focus front, take picture, approve, focus back, tape picture, approve, switch to front camera, take selfie, approve... and then upload. "Up load issues - We have encountered a network communication problem" Lather rinse repeat - same result. Again. Same.

But, no big deal. I really am not wild about their service. Of the two they are the one that offers 4 door cars BUT their app does not tell you if the car that is closest to you has 4 doors or not. Very lame. And, I have no reason that I know about now to rent one in the near future so what.evs.

There are two day baseball games this weekend - Sunday and Monday. I think those are going to be my Designated Closet Cleanout Day + Backup DCCD. The baseball game will be a nice distraction from the chore and the chore will be a nice distraction from the baseball game. (This would never work for a night game. The closet is too near the bed which I would just fall into.)

Nice day for diversity in doll-land.