This is hilarious!

[susandennis]

Those of you who don't check comments MUST read the one that an anonymous poster just left for me. I love it.

Yes, Junior, I am old and you can just use those baby teeth to bite me.

Comments

[kyrielle]

*stares and laughs* Idiots. They're everywhere.

Though it is possible to be too young for the site, anyway.

[ruralrob.livejournal.com]

I may be a bit old too, but I'm also often juvenile, so that's how I scrape in.

[angelamermaid.livejournal.com]

Hee. Someone needs to go to bed without their dessert!

[ginsu.livejournal.com]

It's true you'd fit in better if your phrasing were more crude
Slash your wrists, decry the world, and bitch about your dude
Whine about your parents and their dubious mental health
Wish you'd win the Lotto -- instant fame and instant wealth
Write some slashy fiction 'bout a boy band that's undressed
Claim that since you're not a guy, you're obviously repressed

...but some of prefer you should instead remain this way:
An Internet original and not a damn cliche.

[melodysk.livejournal.com]

*Giggle*

/toddler mode

LJ is MINE!! *stamps foot* Your too big to play with it!! *throws dummy out of pram*

/toddler mode

:)

[thegreggory.livejournal.com]

That was Cute!! :-)

[melodysk.livejournal.com]

Would have been cute if I had said *you're* rather than your

*sigh*

:)

[thegreggory.livejournal.com]

You might be older then average age of the people in my friends list. But I sure can relate to more things to talk about then the others.

[idajo.livejournal.com]

As soon as I clean my bifocals, find my hearing aid, put in my dentures, change my Depends and wiggle into my support hose 'n' girdle, I'll smack that young whippersnapper with my cane!!

*laugh attack*

[kosseferal.livejournal.com]

Oy, this thread has some gems in it.

This one had me coughing in glee.

[joyofmacs.livejournal.com]

I can think of nothing more cowardly than to leave an anon comment in someone's journal.

LJ is for everyone of all age. How immature.

Any bet this person has no friends on their list. What a creep.

[ex-artist.livejournal.com]

Hey cool, my last names Dennis too!

Just thought I'd mention it!

and no ones too old for LJ! What about the guy who made the bloody site eh? lol

[1forward2back.livejournal.com]

LJ should have IQ restrictions. This child would never meet the standard.