2 buck chuck

[susandennis]

The two biggiest idiots in our office are by the coffee machine right now chatting. Neither would ever edit a thought or stop one from traveking from brain over tongue. They both talk incessantly and without form or function.

One is female - I'll call her Twinkie and the other is male - I'll call him Fuckchop.

I missed the first part of the conversation and I'm ever so grateful.

Fuckchop: I never go to restaurants where the wine is $8 a glass
Twinkie: I buy it by the bottle anyway Have you tried this new Two Buck Chuck's? It's really really good.
Fuckchop: See that makes so much more sense. Restaurants are so overpriced. I mean look at the price of groceries.
Twinkie: I used to live in Boston
Fuckchop: I can buy a good steak for 1/10th the price I pay at a restaurant

Comments

[androkles.livejournal.com]

* Ha ha ha ha ha! *

More, please!

Oh, this takes me back to my days at the office!

[kitashla.livejournal.com]

Perhaps someone should take the time to explain that in a restaurant he is not only paying for the price of it being prepared for him, but being cleaned up after and of course the rent, the electricty, the salaries...

Nah, it would probably go over his head.

[mindme.livejournal.com]

Hicks :) I bet, however, they're the first to pay $6 for a dixie cup sized beer and $4 for a hot dog at a ball game.

[joyofmacs.livejournal.com]

I wish I had someone to talk to at work. Or at least a WATER COOLER. Although... Mr. Big has one in the executive suite. Complete with little pointy bottom paper cups.

[susandennis]

Oh yes. Use it, use it, use it. But, it's not mine. I stoll it from drood months ago. It's one of the best words ever. And I use it myself, as often as I can, with pride.