Gecko sex

[susandennis]

So Susan, the office manager here (one of now 4 Susan's working at this company of 50 people) is at my desk just now telling me the tale of how her cat nearly broke her leg Saturday night. The cat is fine but she and her daughter had to wait in the waiting room at the emergency vet's until midnight. It was apparently the place to be as it was very crowded.

The star of the waiting room was the 60ish year old woman who was there with her gecko. The woman made sure that everyone who came in knew that the gecko's emergency was a prolapsed uterus due to rough sex.

I share this lest you worry that things in Seattle are not 'happening'.... Worry not.

Comments

[ruralrob.livejournal.com]

Those Seattlites! If it isn't one thing, its another . . . .

[susandennis]

Well, it's not Nanookville, but we do the best we can with what we've got.

[ruralrob.livejournal.com]

And by the way, I sincerely hope the two protagonists in that lizardly drama were both geckos.

[susandennis]

Great minds - yours and mine. I asked about that very thing. It sent Susan back to her desk in a fit of giggles. I do not know the answer. But, I had more questions...

How does one know one's gecko has a prolapsed uterus? and a follow-on, please... How does one know that one's gecko got it from rough sex?

The mind boggles, does it not?

[angelamermaid.livejournal.com]

I'm just jealous that geckos are having more sex than me.

[idajo.livejournal.com]

My guess is that the romantic equation was:

gekko + horny horned lizard = OWIE!!

Gotta watch those horny dudes; they tend to get overly enthusiastic!!