Dear Chop, Fuck

[susandennis]

So I'm waiting all morning for a spreadsheet of names and addresses I need that I am to merge into a letter. The fuckchop who's to provide said spreadsheet is one of those creatures that God put on this earth to ensure I am never mistaken for a person who is kind or compassionate. The guy just brings out the worst in me and there's a lot of that to bring out.

He sends me the spreadsheet without the zip codes. These are postal letters that you want merged, you idiot. I'm not doing it without zip codes.

He sends me the spreadsheet with names as Last, First. So you want the letter to say Dear Last, First?? I send it back.

I'm waiting now for the next volley. This is the same fuckchop who, last week, noted in an email to management that the production time for generating these direct mail pieces seemed unnecessarily elongated. (So will your balls, if you keep messing with me there, Mr. Chop, Fuck.)

Comments

Um...sorry to see your trouble as a source of mirth

[kosseferal.livejournal.com]

but you have a really keen way of relating these incidents and I never fail to laugh at the word "fuckchop," in any case.

The last line in particular got me chortling.


:}

so why don't you give him an example?

[henare.livejournal.com]

surely you have a spreadsheet that shows how it's done ... no?

[suifu.livejournal.com]

hehehe - I know the type well. Hang in there! :)

Hooray for the fuckchop!!!!

[spiritgirl.livejournal.com]

Well I for one am grateful for the fuckchop. You see, if you had no annoying fuckchop to irritate you, then you wouldn't have need to express such a delightfully entertaining rant of aggravation to top off my own day of annoyances. And if I hadn't read your post and had that delightful afternoon laugh then I would be struggling during my afternoon lull. Now that I have been amused, I can finish off my hump day with a smile.

Thank you, Mr. Fuckchop!!! Now promptly allow Ms. Dennis to go back to her regularly scheduled day without too many annoyances!!!

lol, lol, lol

Re: Hooray for the fuckchop!!!!

[henare.livejournal.com]

no, no, no!

that's Mr Chop to you!

Fuck Chop to his buddies!

>G

So will your balls, if you keep messing with me there, Mr. Chop, Fuck

[dlanor.livejournal.com]

I am cracking up here. Mr Fuck Chop, I remember him well, he is still working somewhere, maybe he is the same Mr Chop you are referring to. I don't miss him at all.

[kyrielle]

*LAUGHS!!!* Thank you. This is lovely. *giggles*

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

All drag queens should take dissing lessons with you! LOL