Betcha didn't know this!!!

[susandennis]

My buddy, Kenny the IT guy, is out for two months and his temporary replacement has a tendancy to speak without thinking. Plus, it appears, she rarely hears she says... Mike just came over to tell her that his laptop now has a continual blue screen and can she please help. She told him flat out with a straight face and zero irony:

"The thing about blue screens is that sometimes they disappear and sometimes they don't."

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[henare.livejournal.com]

that is, no doubt, the official Microsoft party line.