Ahhhhh

[susandennis]

I've had my fix and I don't need to go again for a really really long time - UNLESS they have an adult-only day. It was fun but I sure missed the sign at the front door that said 'be sure and drop off any and all children under the age of 7 and tell them to run through the store until you get back.'

And I missed the one that says 'special discounts for those customers who leave their carts in the middle of the aisles.'

Ok, I'm done. I did have fun. It's 10 miles from here if you are a flying crow. It is 25 minutes from here if you are driving at a time when there is no traffic. It is 2 days from here during rush hour.

I promised myself I would only fuck away $75. $100 tops. I cashed out at $100.79. Hold your applause because it gets better. Here's what I got for $100.79.

7 pairs of underpants
6 pairs of socks
2 t-shirts
1 shower cap
3 watches
1 set very cool earphones (turquoise!)
1 cassette player
1 hair brush
6 barrettes
4 plastic pony tail thingies
1 box of emory boards
6 plastic bottles/jars - all different for holding stuff
1 can air
2 floodlights
6 cans of Friskies

Man, do I ever love junk. Just love it to death. That was just what I needed. Oh I stopped by KFC on the way home and got 4 pieces of chicken - 2 for lunch and 2 for dinner or lunch tomorrow. I ordered extra crispy and the receipt says extra crispy and I got original recipe. I ate 2 cause I couldn't wait. I am taking the other two back this afternoon.

Comments

[photoholic62.livejournal.com]

Um ... THREE watches? You worried about being late for an appointment? 8^)

[susandennis]

Well, no... BUT I am very picky. I want ALL the numbers and I want them big enough to read and I want a bracelet band. They had lots that fit my criteria at $6 each and I couldn't decide so I thought I'd narrow it down to 3 and make a daily decision.

Alas I also like those that light up in the dark and they didn't have any of those. At $6 how long can these last anyway???

[sylphishone.livejournal.com]

I love KFC too but hate the Original Recipe. The extra crispy is to die for.

[cloverbee.livejournal.com]

hahaha! Junk-lovers UNITE!!! I think we need a lj community to share our glorious junk with others. Because after reading your list, I now need at least half of it. I mean really NEEEEED.

A woman after my own heart. . .

[emjaybaxter.livejournal.com]

3 watches was all I saw. I have a watch fetish and must have about 50 lying around soemwhere. Nothing really expensive though. I just bought one the other day in Toronto. I left home without one and rather than go back to pick one up I decided to just buy a new one. But 3 at one time. I haven't done that yet...maybe tomorrow. Tx for the idea.

Re: A woman after my own heart. . .

[susandennis]

You would have split a gut there today. They had rows and rows of watches at $6. $9. $12. and then their expensive line, $18.

So you can especially understand that keeping myself to three was not that easy.

And, sadly, I keep them after they die. I have this vision of a giant watch collage someday...

Re: A woman after my own heart. . .

[emjaybaxter.livejournal.com]

They can join my watch grave any time.
I got my latest at Wally Mart. If I wasn't in a hurry I could have spent an hour or so just looking at them all. Sicko eh? Gotta get a life.