I remember now...
Oct. 10th, 2002 03:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
susandennisWhy I don't like to take Antibiotics
Warning Crotch talk ahead:
Since I never go to the doctor, I never take any medicine and so I never take any antibiotics and so I have totally forgotten my pledge to never take them again. Years ago I discovered that antibiotics cause vaginatis. For those of you of the male persuasion who might not be familiar with vaginatis, it's kind of like crotch rot for girls. It's very uncomfortable.
There is a cream (and some other variations) that fixes it. In the olden days it was only available by perscription. I can remember a conversation with a doctor who wanted me to take antibiotics.
Me: "I'd rather not take any antibiotics - they give me vaginatis"
Doctor: "Really? Interesting... a lot of women complain about that. Well, I'll give you a perscription for that, too"
Me; "Why don't we just skip it all"
Doctor: "Oh ok, you probably don't need the antibiotics anyway"
I think that was probably the last doctor I went to.
Fortunately I happen to have some of the magic cream on hand - probably enough to get me through this round of antibiotics. Then never again.
Next thing you know one of my boobs will fall off or something. I feel like I'm on a slipper slope here. Can we roll back to the day I broke the tooth and just let me skip that pizza for lunch???
Warning Crotch talk ahead:
Since I never go to the doctor, I never take any medicine and so I never take any antibiotics and so I have totally forgotten my pledge to never take them again. Years ago I discovered that antibiotics cause vaginatis. For those of you of the male persuasion who might not be familiar with vaginatis, it's kind of like crotch rot for girls. It's very uncomfortable.
There is a cream (and some other variations) that fixes it. In the olden days it was only available by perscription. I can remember a conversation with a doctor who wanted me to take antibiotics.
Me: "I'd rather not take any antibiotics - they give me vaginatis"
Doctor: "Really? Interesting... a lot of women complain about that. Well, I'll give you a perscription for that, too"
Me; "Why don't we just skip it all"
Doctor: "Oh ok, you probably don't need the antibiotics anyway"
I think that was probably the last doctor I went to.
Fortunately I happen to have some of the magic cream on hand - probably enough to get me through this round of antibiotics. Then never again.
Next thing you know one of my boobs will fall off or something. I feel like I'm on a slipper slope here. Can we roll back to the day I broke the tooth and just let me skip that pizza for lunch???