Ok, one little teensy weensy whine
Feb. 25th, 2003 01:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
susandennisThe newly married Twinkie just returned from her 3 week honeymoon. While I have not had any direct conversations with her, I have been able to get the full report - several times as various victims make the fatal error upon seeing her of saying 'oh, you're back! how was it?'
No, you will not get a full report. I'll not sully these pages but here's a little snippit:
Victim (edging away): Oh so you were in New York for the storm then?
Twinkie: Yes and it was so cold. My sweetie said he was going to have to buy me a fur coat if we ever moved there and of course all I heard was buy me a fur coat so he did and then I could go anywhere I wanted!
Why do I suddenly want to be a card carrying member of PETA?????
No, you will not get a full report. I'll not sully these pages but here's a little snippit:
Victim (edging away): Oh so you were in New York for the storm then?
Twinkie: Yes and it was so cold. My sweetie said he was going to have to buy me a fur coat if we ever moved there and of course all I heard was buy me a fur coat so he did and then I could go anywhere I wanted!
Why do I suddenly want to be a card carrying member of PETA?????
