Boob wishes

[susandennis]

Years ago I had a significant other who was always wishing he had something or that something was different. It seemed to me that he spent so much energy wishing that he had little left over for enjoying what he had.

So, I came up with the concept of boob wishes. Boob wishes are those wishes that are attainable somehow. Usually with money and/or focus. If I wish I had different boobs, I could get them. I could save up all my pennies, work extra jobs, do whatever it takes to get the money to have a plastic surgeon make me whatever boobs I want. That's a boob wish. If I wish I was 6 feet tall, that's a different kind of thing all together.

I wish for whirled peas (boob wish). I wish for world peace (non-boob wish). Get it?

If you want to be thin, fit, blond, whatever... do it. Just shut up and do it. If you want to be a true natural savant. Get over it.

I try not to spend a lot of time on non-boob wishes. I relegate them to 'In my next life' (where I will be, for those taking notes, drop dead greorgous and brilliant and talented but as snotty and mean as I am now).

My boob wish list is pretty short, but I keep it current because it's generally attainable with enough money and if I stumble on a huge pile of bucks, I don't want to waste time thinking about what to do with it.

• A Cannon PowerShot S400


• A complete redecoration of my condo - I mean complete - trash everything, start from scratch and build me a loft bed maybe, etc.


• A more comfortable place to sit in my living room.


• A Treo 600


• A laptop and wi fi set up for computing at home