Ahhhhh

[susandennis]

I've had my fix and I don't need to go again for a really really long time - UNLESS they have an adult-only day. It was fun but I sure missed the sign at the front door that said 'be sure and drop off any and all children under the age of 7 and tell them to run through the store until you get back.'

And I missed the one that says 'special discounts for those customers who leave their carts in the middle of the aisles.'

Ok, I'm done. I did have fun. It's 10 miles from here if you are a flying crow. It is 25 minutes from here if you are driving at a time when there is no traffic. It is 2 days from here during rush hour.

I promised myself I would only fuck away $75. $100 tops. I cashed out at $100.79. Hold your applause because it gets better. Here's what I got for $100.79.

7 pairs of underpants
6 pairs of socks
2 t-shirts
1 shower cap
3 watches
1 set very cool earphones (turquoise!)
1 cassette player
1 hair brush
6 barrettes
4 plastic pony tail thingies
1 box of emory boards
6 plastic bottles/jars - all different for holding stuff
1 can air
2 floodlights
6 cans of Friskies

Man, do I ever love junk. Just love it to death. That was just what I needed. Oh I stopped by KFC on the way home and got 4 pieces of chicken - 2 for lunch and 2 for dinner or lunch tomorrow. I ordered extra crispy and the receipt says extra crispy and I got original recipe. I ate 2 cause I couldn't wait. I am taking the other two back this afternoon.