What's wrong with me?????

[susandennis]

This weekend, every time the news came on and I learned that the crowd of women that Arnold had groped or fondled had grown yet again, I was bummed. I was a registered voter in California. I'm good enough. He never so much as looked at me. The asshole.

I've tried to get passed that and I'm hit by yet another example of I'm not good enough.

My friend, BJ was just telling me about a guy he met this weekend - High Holy Days - from New York who is a spammer. (Ok, yeah, you gotta wonder about anyone who goes from New York to Seattle for High Holy Days... I mean we barely have enough Jews here to fill a room and we have one deli that is kosher and it's not even very good.) Anyway, this spammer, who was quick to point out that he's an opt-in email marketer, says he gets about 4 death threats a day. I get none. Not one.

I spent my school years being chosen last for every team but at least I finally got picked. Now I can't even get picked.

Sigh.

Comments

[geordie.livejournal.com]

It isn't that I don't want to make you feel wanted by threatening your life, but Ashcroft and his friends are very very keen to chase down anyone with such negative thoughts. Any country that would set up survaillance of a Scottish distilery because it might be converted to produce bio weapons has some real issues. So take it as read that I would either molest you or make threats if it weren't for the thought police.

[susandennis]

Thanks... you're the best.

[misterfader.livejournal.com]

Ha, sarcastically funny but there is still time for all of that and more to happen, just say a berakhah. :-)

[susandennis]

Love the optimism delivered with a high degree of clever esp for a Monday!

Location, location, location

[pheon.livejournal.com]

Susan: Just as in real estate, the key elements to getting picked are location, location, location.

You may have been in California, but you obviously weren't where Arnold was. And I'll bet BJ's spammer didn't get those death threats in Seattle, did he? Of course not. He got them in New York.

Want threats?

[hlee.livejournal.com]

Retroactive billing for access to your webcams might be worth a try.