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Sherry and Lee (neighbors) just called to ask if I'd feed their cats this weekend - I'm a pet magnet.

Lee told me they finally got the flat screen HDTV they've been talking about since forever. They got it just before Valentine's Day but Lee said they don't have it quite figured out yet.

"It took us a long time to set it up and it's not really set up right quite yet. You know us, we're not technical like you are."

"Why didn't you hire someone to do that for you??"

"Well, because we're lesbians! Lesbians do it themselves. We have a tool belt. We can do anything - we're just slow lesbians."

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