Dental Doom
Jun. 30th, 2005 12:00 pmSo... finally I get a call from the dentist office.
When I was there - what was that, 6 weeks ago? - I asked for:
- a cost estimate
- a list of any medication and/or anything else that would require me to go to the drug store afterwards
Since then I have sent two emails re-requesting the same information.
Today I finally get a call and Devon who is the one I have always talked to before now is very hesitant and turns me over to Casey. I have no clue who Casey is but it is also very clear that she has no clue who I am and if she has talked to anyone there that I've talked to, there has been precious little swapping of info. The first thing she asks is if I am an anxious dental patient. WTF??!! Then when I allow as how I am she says that maybe she thinks that valium night not be enough... Doh! Are they nuts??? I'm not a drug expert but I have had valium before - once and it did nothing. I felt no different with than without.
I told her that I did not consider valium sedation and I had used the word sedation in every sentence in every email and every sentence spoken in the the office. I want to be unconscious - stupid - out of it.
Then she starts explaining that if I am sedated I need someone to come get me - meet me in the office and take me home and stay with me an hour. Nope, I explained. That ain't going to happen. Devon had said she would call Kieran 45 mins before I was ready to go and he could pick me up at the curb and drop me off at home. No, I do not have anyone who can stay with me at home.
And I explained that I have explained all of this before and am more than a little concerned that I have been ignored up to now. I told her that I was also interested in a cost estimate that I had requested several times and never got.
Then she says that I have to come in ahead of time to get my blood pressure checked. This is the first time I have heard this.
Now she has gone back to investigate and get some answers. I told her that if I had to have someone stay with me or if I had to take antibiotics, all bets were off. And I wanted to know before I wasted anyone's time coming in to get blood pressure checked. She said she would get everything to me within the hour. I'm not holding my breath.
My real concern at this point is turning my mouth over to people who are so disorganized. By the time I get there and all stupid, I'm afraid they might forget why I was there and give me a fucking pedicure or something.
Sheesh. Crap. Looks like it might be time for the Plan B after all. Or just wait until all my teeth fall out and get dentures.
When I was there - what was that, 6 weeks ago? - I asked for:
- a cost estimate
- a list of any medication and/or anything else that would require me to go to the drug store afterwards
Since then I have sent two emails re-requesting the same information.
Today I finally get a call and Devon who is the one I have always talked to before now is very hesitant and turns me over to Casey. I have no clue who Casey is but it is also very clear that she has no clue who I am and if she has talked to anyone there that I've talked to, there has been precious little swapping of info. The first thing she asks is if I am an anxious dental patient. WTF??!! Then when I allow as how I am she says that maybe she thinks that valium night not be enough... Doh! Are they nuts??? I'm not a drug expert but I have had valium before - once and it did nothing. I felt no different with than without.
I told her that I did not consider valium sedation and I had used the word sedation in every sentence in every email and every sentence spoken in the the office. I want to be unconscious - stupid - out of it.
Then she starts explaining that if I am sedated I need someone to come get me - meet me in the office and take me home and stay with me an hour. Nope, I explained. That ain't going to happen. Devon had said she would call Kieran 45 mins before I was ready to go and he could pick me up at the curb and drop me off at home. No, I do not have anyone who can stay with me at home.
And I explained that I have explained all of this before and am more than a little concerned that I have been ignored up to now. I told her that I was also interested in a cost estimate that I had requested several times and never got.
Then she says that I have to come in ahead of time to get my blood pressure checked. This is the first time I have heard this.
Now she has gone back to investigate and get some answers. I told her that if I had to have someone stay with me or if I had to take antibiotics, all bets were off. And I wanted to know before I wasted anyone's time coming in to get blood pressure checked. She said she would get everything to me within the hour. I'm not holding my breath.
My real concern at this point is turning my mouth over to people who are so disorganized. By the time I get there and all stupid, I'm afraid they might forget why I was there and give me a fucking pedicure or something.
Sheesh. Crap. Looks like it might be time for the Plan B after all. Or just wait until all my teeth fall out and get dentures.