Gunman at my house!!!!
Aug. 16th, 2006 04:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
susandennisI was just sitting here minding my own business - catching up on LJ if you must know - with my favorite TV Show "The Front Door of My Condo" on the TV when I start seeing cops. Lots of cops.
Then I see the building manager which is about as amazing since no one can ever find him. And then the assistant building manager and then a copy with one of those giant guns that has a shoulder strap!!!!!
Jake and Betty are pestering me with questions and I tell them that I am not the nosey neighbor type. So I call Sherry and Lee. Those fools are still at work. Scott won't answer his phone either. Magots!! Finally Jake and Betty convince me to go downstairs. Well, I could check the package locker and see if I got anything today.
So I go down. The lobby is Cop City and they are scarey looking. They are all stalking around and talking into their shoulders and I realize that if I hang out down there they might tell me to get out and not let me back upstairs. So I get back in the elevator. The building manager slides in too so I had the chance for a quick What The Fuck???!!!
He said there's some resident on the 2nd floor who's bi polar, unstable, has guns and has somehow communicated his interest in using them!!!
Holy fuck. I'm back on the 4th floor now and I've instructed Jake and Betty to lay low. I left a message at Lee and Sherry's (they are very good at scooping out the condo skippy). Stay tuned. Film at 11. Oh speaking of which I wonder if the CBS reporter who lives down the hall knows about this... hmmmm
Then I see the building manager which is about as amazing since no one can ever find him. And then the assistant building manager and then a copy with one of those giant guns that has a shoulder strap!!!!!
Jake and Betty are pestering me with questions and I tell them that I am not the nosey neighbor type. So I call Sherry and Lee. Those fools are still at work. Scott won't answer his phone either. Magots!! Finally Jake and Betty convince me to go downstairs. Well, I could check the package locker and see if I got anything today.
So I go down. The lobby is Cop City and they are scarey looking. They are all stalking around and talking into their shoulders and I realize that if I hang out down there they might tell me to get out and not let me back upstairs. So I get back in the elevator. The building manager slides in too so I had the chance for a quick What The Fuck???!!!
He said there's some resident on the 2nd floor who's bi polar, unstable, has guns and has somehow communicated his interest in using them!!!
Holy fuck. I'm back on the 4th floor now and I've instructed Jake and Betty to lay low. I left a message at Lee and Sherry's (they are very good at scooping out the condo skippy). Stay tuned. Film at 11. Oh speaking of which I wonder if the CBS reporter who lives down the hall knows about this... hmmmm
