this relationship is toxic!
Jun. 22nd, 2007 01:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
susandennisMy friend, John, had the strangest predilection for bimbos. He was a sharp, smart guy. Tall, handsome with this wonderful voice. He ooozed confidence and charm. And, without fail, every girlfriend of his that I ever met was as sweet and as pretty and as smart as my cat, Betty.
He'd carry on with the Her-du-Jour for a while. Sometimes months. Sometimes weeks. Then he'd call or come by and with a sigh announce 'this relationship is toxic'! Then he'd move on to the next one. It always cracked me up. Always. I do miss him.
But I heard his voice this morning in my head when I realized that my cellphone had turned itself off again... so I missed a dinner invitation last night.
I hate this cellphone. I hate that the simple plan I want is not available in a simple phone that is small and does not have 589 features I do not want, do not pay for, do not use, but yet they make the phone nearly impossible to use. BLECH! I have been a loyal Sprint customer for a lotta years but when this next contract is up, they have better have some better plans, some better phones or I'm going to dive into the dating pool. Naked.
He'd carry on with the Her-du-Jour for a while. Sometimes months. Sometimes weeks. Then he'd call or come by and with a sigh announce 'this relationship is toxic'! Then he'd move on to the next one. It always cracked me up. Always. I do miss him.
But I heard his voice this morning in my head when I realized that my cellphone had turned itself off again... so I missed a dinner invitation last night.
I hate this cellphone. I hate that the simple plan I want is not available in a simple phone that is small and does not have 589 features I do not want, do not pay for, do not use, but yet they make the phone nearly impossible to use. BLECH! I have been a loyal Sprint customer for a lotta years but when this next contract is up, they have better have some better plans, some better phones or I'm going to dive into the dating pool. Naked.
