This morning I TiVo'd the front door!
And I got him!!
cpratt, you see one of those at the Apple store, grab it, will ya? I know the Lifebook will fit into it and I can also use it as a regular tote bag plus I just like it! (And, it looks way better than this picture. And... while yes, I could wait in the lobby and jump him, probably my inquiry of yesterday would make such a crime a little less than penalty free...)