Where's the Beep?

[susandennis]

I need an invention, please.

I need a beep identifier. Everything in my life now beeps. My toaster oven, my microwave, my coffee pot, my dishwasher. My washing machine, my dryer, my humidifier, my vacuum cleaner. I have 4 computers that are beep maniacs.

My house is beep central. But what the fuck is beeping? Does the meat need to be turned over? The clothes taken out of the dryer? Is the Roomba stuck somewhere? Or is someone sending me an IM?  Or has one of the computers blown a tire? 

I drive myself nuts with every beep.

I have no idea what this gadget looks like or how it works - I need the inventor to work out the details.  But, get 'er done and I'll buy the first two (one for backup).

Thanks.