I love you but your breath stinks

[susandennis]

Travis snuggles up against me all soft and warm and purring and then rears back for a big yawn - right in my face and ohmyfuckingmotherofgod does he have the worst breath on the face of the earth.  If he took up smoking, it would improve the stench 10 fold.  And I have a very crappy sense of smell.  He's lucky he did not get adopted by someone with a fine tuned nose.