Yo Yo and I don't mean Ma!

[susandennis]

My stocks go up (yesterday) and then down (today) and then up and then down and then up...

My internet connection speed is so slow and then fast (last Friday) and then slow (last night) and fast (today)...

My work laptop acts like it's on some very bad drugs and then I tweak a few things that should make zero difference and now it's snappy...

I think someone is fucking with me.  Really, I do.