Dumb and Dumber?

[susandennis]

The boys - and I do mean boys - are here with the bed and bench that they must put together. They are sharing the same brain cell and... ooops... left it in the truck!

They stood downstairs at the front door for freakin' ever (while I watched up here trying to ESPN them into reading my name off the directory and dialing up here so I could buzz them in). Finally they whipped out a cellphone so I knew they were calling Sheri and I grabbed my phones and the elevator down.

I left them in. One talked on the phone to HQ bitching about the last delivery while the other bitched to me about this one. "They only gave us 15 minutes for this job."

That was 45 minutes ago. They have been in my bedroom since then banging around and swearing and banging some more. "This thing doesn't even have instructions." I love this. Not only are they going to fuck up my bed, I will have to sleep on the floor again and probably pay Dinah to repaint the bedroom.

I paid extra for this - delivery and setup. Sheri's going to need to talk to HQ, I believe.

Comments

[kyrielle]

...wait, if they trash your paint job, shouldn't THEY have to pay to have it fixed?

Bleh.

[susandennis]

Oh I wouldn't trust these nimrods with a paint brush! Nope, their boss will pay for Dinah to do any fixing that needs fixing...

[kyrielle]

You'll notice I said they should have to pay for it, not do it. You'd talked about you having to pay Dinah, which seemed a bit wrong - at least, in the final accounting, I should think the money ought to come from the company or people what made it need the work. Seems like you do too. :)

[pinkrose70.livejournal.com]

"They are sharing the same brain cell and... ooops... left it in the truck!"

When will I learn NOT to read your posts with a mouthful of Coke? And "Dumb, and Dumber!" He he he.

I've got a cat on my lap making typing difficult, but just wanted to comment
and thank you for giving me my first laugh of the day.

Are there names, Daryl and Daryl?

On a serious note, hope your bed gets put together properly!

[pinkrose70.livejournal.com]

oops, that should have said "Are THEIR names Daryl and Daryl?"

[rsc.livejournal.com]

trying to ESPN them

You know, I've been trying for years to figure out what those letters stood for, and "Extra-Sensory Perception Network" just never occurred to me. But that explains how the baseball demons managed to get permanent control of my brain in 1988.