I wonder...

[susandennis]

My mother is generally nice and sweet and polite to a fault. She can dish with the best but generally feels guilty when she makes the occasional caustic remark. So when she starts throwing things and whining and crying and yelling and being generally disagreeable, everyone knows there is something drastically wrong.

For the most part I am whiny and mean and hateful and caustic and often disagreeable and never afraid to show it all and that's on a good day.

So... How is everyone going to know when something is drastically wrong with me? Will my already snarky personality turn deadly? I mean how much more unpleasant can I get?

I wonder...

Comments

[laciann.livejournal.com]

Maybe you'll turn nice and sweet and polite?? ;)

[canuckgirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what she said. :)

[geordie.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you'll become sweet and kind and cheerful and nice and all that sickly sweet crap. Sort of a Stepford thing.

[jimcarson.livejournal.com]

How is everyone going to know when something is drastically wrong with me?

Symptom #1: You don't hesitate to provide DNA information and $10.00 shipping and handling for a $5 product;
Symptom #2: When FedEx/UPS messes up delivery of the above (http://www.livejournal.com/users/susandennis/2003/04/09/), you aren't the least bit perturbed.

[susandennis]

DING DING DING!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER! That's exactly how they will know. Thank you. I'll now move on to wondering about other mysteries of life.

[pinkrose70.livejournal.com]

I was going to say, when we read it in your LJ when you post it on your laptop from your hospital bed.

[judith.livejournal.com]

You won't get nasty. You'll get REALLY NICE.

[judith.livejournal.com]

Well, crikey. I shoulda looked at the other comments first...

[susandennis]

Yeah... It seems everyone knew the answer but me!

[pinkrose70.livejournal.com]

And so glad that your Mom is being sprung tomorrow!

Nice new layout and LJ pic.

[susandennis]

Thanks... I can't quite find a layout I like and I really can't find a userpic like so when you see changes, you pretty much can guess I hit a boring patch at work :)

[dizzdvl.livejournal.com]

Maybe you will be the opposite of snarky? You will be super sweet and nice and just freaking adorable in your cutesywutseyness :)

Ha! Doubt it! I would be sad to see you lose your snark.

[susandennis]

You know... I'm pretty sure my snark is safe. Since I gave up smoking, it's about my own real talent.

And, besides, I think snarky is one of the greatest words ever.

[susandennis]

neener neener!

[katbyte.livejournal.com]

I don't think the "nice" thing is going to happen. I know with me it won't.

The LJ pic? Well, I think you can do better. I like the colors though.

And you are right, snarky is a great word.