How much do they charge anyway?

[susandennis]

I need an assassin. Do they ever take on pro bono work?

Targets: Patricia Heaton and Lee Iacocca. (It's ok if they spare the obnoxious granddaughter as long as she gets put some place where I never have to see her face or hear her voice again.)

And, special bonus points for taking out the individual responsible for all Geiko ads - I cut some slack for a long time because I love to hear that gecko singing in the car - but they clearly aren't bringing the gecko back - so I just need whoever it is rendered unable to ever produce another tv commercial. ever.

I looked on Craigslist but came up empty.

Comments

[susandennis]

Thanks!

And, I just logged on to Tivo to tell it to record that show. I know I'm not going to like it. But, your entry this morning convinced me that I have to at least give it a shot.

[susandennis]

Well, I'm happy to report we were both wrong! TiVo had me an episode waiting when I got home (ya gotta love that) and I watched it and I liked it a lot! Thanks!

[proemial.livejournal.com]

Soldier of Fortune magazine?

[susandennis]

Good idea! I always just look at the pictures. I'll have to go back and read the last couple of issues...

[proemial.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service :)

[katbyte.livejournal.com]

That picture looks like Patty Hearst, I agree on the Geiko ads. The caveman ones are particularly annoying.

[pheon.livejournal.com]

I agree with you on Iaccocca, his granddaughter and the Geiko ads. But I'm afraid I have no idea who Patricia Heaton is. Which, considering your attitude, is probably a good thing....

[susandennis]

Albertson's grocery? If you don't have those commercials, be sure to be very grategful. They have, apparently, bought half of every hour of TV time here in Seattle.

[kyrielle]

Albertson's grocery store ads, yep. If you really want to hear, if you can get K103 on the Ridge, listen to it. Listen long enough and you will hear the annoying Patricia Heaton ads.

Then again, if you turn it on during the morning show, you'll have to listen to the annoying guy who joined the crew which caused me to stop listening to that radio station in the mornings mostly. (I actually turn it on when I leave the driveway, and if he comes on I often turn it off, but otherwise I wait until the traffic report or I hit I5 - then turn it off. I don't like his style or the sound of his voice. If I can ignore one, then not the other.)