susandennis | owie!

My Fancy Toilet Seat arrived today and installation was painful... literally. Part of the problem was working at the back of the toilet which is in a very confined area. My body is not that interested in twisting and torking on a hard floor. I had to hook up both water and electricity. I had a hard time getting all the connections tight enough not to leak.

Before that, I hit the back of my hand on the toilet this morning getting a urine sample. I hit my other hand and arm in a couple of places doing the installation. I just opened the oven to get a pan out and hit my finger.

Now my hands and arms are a lovely set of purple blood bruises. My right hand looks to be about 3 or 4 weeks to heal. My left hand will probably be ok in a couple of weeks. The blotches don't hurt but they look horrible.

So I look beat up and I feel beat up... but, I have a fully functioning toilet seat that does more things to my ass than I even knew my ass wanted!! It's very clean. There will be no photographic proof of that, by the way.