Mrs. Kravitz at your service

[susandennis]

I was done reporting on the new neighbors until... until...

The movers came in with one of these!



I couldn't find much about it. I did find this at the Testosterone and Longevity Center. Their slogan really needs to be Live Long and Fuck but I can't find that in the content...

I was trying to keep an open mind but then they brought in a king sized mattress that looked about 40 years old and was 100% stained and filthy. I mean it was so bad, I would have been embarrassed to toss it out! Maybe that's why he (and, by now, I gotta believe it's a guy... a single guy) still has it. Although, seriously, I would have left that in the old apartment and blamed squatters.

After the mattress, I came back inside my own unit and closed the door. I'm still watching the front door TV network but no longer doing the close up spying.

Kravitz out.

Comments

[pink-halen.livejournal.com]

I first thought he might have a very large cat but then I read the copy from the web page you pointed to.

I think you should watch for a large truck making a snake oil delivery in the next few days. The machine is too good to be true. Who knew that sand could lower cholesterol or cure gout. I thought those required a change in diet, but what do I know.

[susandennis]

Wild, eh? I get gout now and again... maybe he'll let me play in his sandbox.

Ok, bad idea.

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

I was thinking 'snake oil' when I was reading this, too. Great minds, eh?

[meowmensteen]

After reading that long list of things it cures, I wonder what it doesn't cure? Clamp that thing on society and maybe it will cure poverty, greed, and war.

[khemlab.livejournal.com]

Wait, so...it's basically laying on the beach but in a tanning bed instead?

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

Wait, I remember this from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine:
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Cellular_regeneration_and_entertainment_chamber

No cellular ennui there!

[allanh.livejournal.com]

http://www.tlcrenton.com/sand%20bed.html

Sounds a little squirrely to me...then again, I have a deep distrust of any product that uses the words "detoxify" or "detoxification".

[remlap.livejournal.com]

What a thing! I'm so curious now to hear what he turns out to be like when you get a look..

[one-raido.livejournal.com]

That bed sounds like a good thing, if it really works. It also sounds pretty gimmicky.

[timbear.livejournal.com]

Neat, he'll spend a fortune on some bogus health bed but won't spring a couple of hundred dollars for a new mattress?

Somebody needs to get their priorities sorted!

[ani-mama.livejournal.com]

I did not even know such things existed! People actually buy them? Wow.