Mystery

Jan. 18th, 2021 09:39 am
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UPS is bringing me a package today - and I do not know what it is. I know it's coming from the northeast and weighs 0.10 lbs and the label was created exactly a week ago. I'm sure it will be just something I ordered and forgot about or, at that weight, some documents that I don't want to receive. We'll know soon enough.

Years ago, LJ had a huge spam problem. Every entry of mine would draw tons of spammy comments and it was a bitch to get rid of them. They finally fixed the issue and for years nothing. Until recently. Now there is a new spam issue but at least now, it is relatively easy to delete, report and ban. This, too, shall pass.

The Governor has some kind of vaccine announcement this afternoon at 3. I suspect it's a how we will get you all vaccinated once the feds give us the juice. In November, I watched a 60 minute interview with the guy in charge of Operation Warped Speed. The vaccine will be delivered the minute it was released with plenty for everybody. An Army general spewing what I came up (during the Vietnamese War) knowing was simply military penis talk. Like the generals in the 60's this guy's pants were blazing. Warped speed my Aunt Fanny.

Fun fact. I actually had an Aunt Fanny. My maternal grandfather's baby sister. They lived in Texas. Her husband's name was Trig and he took great delight in calling his wife My Fanny.

I'm debating going out to do a bit of grocery shopping this week or having some supplies delivered. So far Amazon Fresh has everything on my list so having them deliver is winning. We'll see.

Time now to wash the breakfast dishes, make up the bed, get a shower and get dressed. The yoozh.

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Date: 2021-01-18 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maju01.livejournal.com
My paternal grandfather had a sister called Fanny also.

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Date: 2021-01-18 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bill-schubert.livejournal.com
I saw the general on 60 minutes interview and he was pretty believable. Of course, he was selling and was not in a position to equivocate. He came back after the first week and did what officers should do. He said he made a mistake and would fix it.

This was a similar issue I had with Verizon (the phone company, not the cell company ... very different companies). I'd call them with a 'my business is down' kind of call and the person I was talking to was great. Very nice, very helpful, and absolutely powerless. Although they did make it seem like they had power. The people who actually had power were unreachable.

This general, despite his rank, had no real power. He had the illusion and rank of power but has been working for a commander in chief and an entire chain of supply over which he has no power and who comprise one of the least competent governments in existence today. Needless to say he can't comment on that.

Used to call it a goat fuck when I was in the Navy.

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Date: 2021-01-19 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com
I heard "fanny" means something much ruder than butt if you're British....

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Date: 2021-01-19 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
I guess it depends on your attitude to the female pudenda :P

I was very, very, confused the first time I read an American story where someone had 'playfully slapped' a male on his fanny!

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Date: 2021-01-19 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curiouswombat.livejournal.com
I'm also expecting a parcel today that could be almost anything! Not knowing makes it a bit like Christmas :)

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