Earthquake
Jun. 23rd, 2004 12:08 pmMy manager says we have an earthquake coming. He says he is of the sort who gets premonitions about these things. I have no idea if he's delusional. I do know him well enough to know he believes he can foretell earthquakes. So I guess we'll see. I asked him big or little and noted that I really can't afford another big one. He said big, sorry. Oh well. Stay tuned.
I used to date a guy who was the first to feel any earthquake. We lived in Northern California and after the 'big one' in 1989 we had weeks and weeks of aftershocks. Whenever there was one and I was with Bobby, here's the way it would go...
Bobby calling from the kitchen or some other room: Earthquake!
Me: huh?
Bobby: Earthquake!
Me: when?
Earth moves. It happened over and over again - gave me the creeps every time.
But, I did make a little money on those aftershocks. I got so I could successfully judge the scale. Whenever you were with a bunch of people and an aftershock hit, everyone would toss $5 on the table and call out their Richter nums. I made a tidy little sum on AfterShock Bingo.
My last earthquake - February 2001 - ended up costing me close to several grand and few of the drawers in my furniture at home ever quite closed right since. I don't mind the earthquake but I really am not interested in another house toss.

